New allotment

Mummy has got herself an allotment, so today we went to try and clear it up. It is very overgrown but it does have a lovely little stream running along side it. I spent most of the day wading in the water, not helping mummy. I didn't like the fire, it was hot and I started steaming. Mummy said she wont take me back until I can learn to behave and stop running off, but I was so bored, much rather stay at home and chew my bone and dream of Jesse.

Below is a photo of the allotment..... now you understand.

Sorry pups it's all MINE!!!

 

Yep, look at it and weep. It's mine, all mine. Not sharing this one.

I will dream send the taste to you Jesse, just coz I luvs you, but you're not getting your paws on it.

Intruders!!!!

Well it all kicked off here today, we had two intruders in my garden. They drank from my pond and then had the cheek to nick food that was for the birds. Mummy got a photo of one of them leaving the garden, then she let me out, well I had to tell them they weren't allowed back didn't I.

I've been lazy!!

Well I have been very lazy lately, not keeping up with blogging, but I did remember to remind mummy to get batteries for the camera. So at last I can show you my birthday cake from way back when I had my second birthday.

The cake was very yummy and I got to eat it all by myself. Mummy also took me for a walk today, it was only a short one and we didn't get to go to the pet shop on the way back. I like going into the pet shop as they give me biscuits and have a water bowl to refresh myself. Will have to try and get some photos with my friends from there to show you.

Most of the pictures mummy got of me today were of my bottom. She blames me and the camera, me because I don't keep still and the camera because it takes ages to take the picture. I think she needs one of those new ones that takes the picture before you press the button (not sure how that works but I'm sure I can beat it).

We met a woman and kid in the park. She asked if I was a Rottweiler cross. Cheek of her. No I said, I'm a Bernese Mountain Dog. She needs to clean her ears out as she then said "oh a BURMESE, beautiful". I get so bored of having to repeat myself, so I didn't. I just sniggered behind her back. I mean BURMA, way too hot there for the likes of me.

Happy New Year

Happy New Year everyone. Hope it's a good one for you all. Hope you all stay healthy and happy. It's raining out again today, so no walkies. Hopefully the weather will get better soon so mummy can take me back to the woods again. We went the other day and I nearly caught a squirrel.