Monday, 8 August 2011
Santa is dead
I'm sorry everyone but xmas will have to be cancelled this year. Santa is dead. I have eaten him. First I ripped his head away from his neck and de-stuffed him, then I ripped his arm off and chewed his bum. I don't think he will visit me this year.
On a better note mum bought a new rug for the front room coz I keep making the cream carpet dirty (what idiot buys a cream carpet and a Berner I ask you). It's so soft and lovely, much better than my bed. Mum says if I chew this up like I did my bed I'll have to go live in the shed. Yeh right!!!