She is the biggest pest of all

Well, what can I say. The Goblin is a big pest, I can't go to the toilet in peace, I can't bark at the foxes without her going nuts & when Nana comes down to give me my pigs ear she wants it. It's been endless, the ear biting, hanging from my collar, chewing my fur and hanging on my tail. She's dug holes in the garden, mummy's not pleased, and stolen all my toys. Then she goes and does something nice & cute, how can I stay mad at her then.

Mummy has bought a caravan, she's using it down the allotment as a shed but we are going on holiday in it, if she can get the electrics sorted. I'm looking forward to it as I will be seeing mummy, daddy & my siblings. Mummy got into trouble putting the caravan there, but she told them it was for a shed & that there was nowhere to go potty there, so the caravan will have a porta potty in it. She's still waiting for them to say it's all ok, they have said it's ok so long as no one complains. Mummy is trying to do it up, she says it's gonna be "bernified". I think that means its going to be for us.

The caravan

This is how it looks at the moment. She doesn't know how much she will be able to do over the next few weeks, our holiday is getting very close. She needs to get the lights working properly & get some gas for it. She also needs a battery. It's really tiny isn't it, I hope we all fit in.